Trailheads Hike With A Personal Barista, See Giant Spiders, And Hit Brookhaven For Fox Bros.
These days, all six Trailheads rarely gather to hike. People have silly conflicts, such as being out of town, attending meetings,...
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“No Hike Is A Mistake,” Trail Master Declares, Trailheads Become Swingers, Then Stuff Their Gobs At Dixie Q.
AllTrails is a helpful app that lists and rates available hikes in your area, including helpful reviews from hikers. This week,...
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The Mayor Tells Trailheads Not To Hike, Elvis Is Rescued From The Hooch, And We Feast At Owens And Hull.
When Batman got a call from Gotham City Mayor Hamilton Hill, he obeyed it. When Trailheads got a call from Atlanta Mayor Andre Dickens,...
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Trailheads Meet Hikerbabes, Blaze Rocky, Hilly Trails, Rewind Back, And Hit City Barbecue.
You never know what you’ll find on the hiking trails or in their parking lots. Trail Master Guy, Roy, Steve, Patrick, and Fio entered the...
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Most Trailheads Take The Day Off For Load Management (Like Elite NBA players) But Two Hike Hahn Woods And Devour Community Q Ribs.
Today will easily be remembered as the best hike of 2024. For those who took it and those who didn't. The weather gave us a peek at Fall...
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Trailheads May Wear Spandex, Go Chigger Hunting On The Hooch, And Get Smashed At NFA Burgers.
Are Trailheads becoming superheroes? More importantly, will we have to pay Marvel royalties? Roy discovered a spider bite on his toe...
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Trailheads Stalked By Paparazzi, Tempt Chigger Gangs, Go To Texas At Fox Bros.
Steve was sick, and Roy was at the doctor’s office. Olympics Expert George, fresh back from the fabulous Paris Games, was hit by what he...
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A Trailhead Gets Busted, We Do ‘Shrooms, Get Lost, Then Feast At ‘cue Barbecue.
Sometimes, the authors of this site have stretched the truth like fresh, warm taffy in the hot August sun, and other times, our chronicle...
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Mother Nature Tries Melting Trailheads Like S'mores, They Somehow Survive And Feast In The Shade At Socks’.
The National Weather Service warned us. It issued a “Heat Advisory.” In our world, that meant we’d be victims of heat strokes,...
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Two True Trailheads Battle Spider, Deflation, Mud, Then Go Fishing In Emory Village.
Madness, sheer utter madness! Last Thursday was beautiful, but there were no Trailheads on the path to truth and barbecue because Trail...
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Russian Hackers, Pickleball, And Lexus Conspire Against Trailheads Hiking, But The Gang Rallies At Wood's Chapel.
“Welcome to Trailheads Talk,” the radio host said. “The number one source for hiking and barbecue news. Let’s go to the phones. Hank from...
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Trailheads Hike A Parking Lot, Saunter Kolb’s Farm Loop, And Geek Out At Dave Poe’s BBQ.
It was Thursday, 9:24 a.m., and Steve’s phone rang. “Does my voice sound muffled?” Patrick asked. “No,” Steve said. “It’s clear as a...
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Trailheads Hunted By Vulture & Snake (Similar To Moose & Squirrel), Dabble In Devil Worship, Eat At Jim ‘N Nicks-Suwanee.
As Thin Lizzie used to say, “The boys are back in town.” This week, Steve was our only no-show. He, unfortunately, felt under the...
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Trailheads Ride Storm Out On Michelle Obama Trail, Get Sued By Dylan, And Devour DAS BBQ By The Cemetery.
Trailheads are a plucky group when they are not lazy sloths. This week, we rallied four members for a “hike” on the Michelle Obama (South...
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Substitute Trail Master Tries to Get The Gang Lost, They Find Themselves at Ford’s BBQ.
Right now, 31 GPS satellites are orbiting Earth. If you have a smartphone and a signal, it’s almost impossible to get lost. But Patrick...
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Trailheads’ Hike Is A Walk In The Park; They Exercise Their Mouths At Sweet Auburn Barbecue.
In midtown Atlanta, there are 189 acres of beautiful parklands that, 200 years ago, was a forest––but you couldn’t see it for all the...
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Skeletal Crew Haunts Freedom Parkway Trail, Then Dodge Cops At Fox. Bros Bar-B-Q.
Three Trailheads assembled on the grounds of the 1864 Augustus Hurt Plantation, a beautiful plot of land that The Carter Presidential...
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Trailheads Meet A Bridge Troll, Battle Thrombosis, Eat At Jim ‘N Nick’s
Are bridge trolls real or just something you read about in fairy tales and see in movies like “Monty Python & The Holy Grail?" Trailheads...
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Trailheads Walk With Snakes And Run The Stroller Races Before Inhaling SmokehouseQ.
At long last, we almost assembled an entire team of Trailheads. However, George is babying a nasty bruise he received when gravity got...
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Righteous Trailheads Scale Mighty Kennesaw Mountain; Refuel With Righteous ‘Que.
Last week, only Trail Master Guy and Patrick hiked. It was a pathetic showing that warranted no written account. They took photos of each...
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