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The Saucy Chronicles
Here are accounts of our travels, barbecue restaurant reviews, tall tales, humor, helpful advice, and pearls of wisdom––you get the idea––a grab bag of assorted crap. Return often for fresh nibbles that’ll entertain and enlighten you. But we recommend you do the smart thing and subscribe to our free delivery service below. We’ll deliver new content piping hot to your email box.
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Patrick Scullin & Roy Trimble
5 days ago
Trailheads Pave New Trails, Watch Tennis And Golf And Devour DAS.
What is a walk and when does it graduate to become a hike? What constitutes a saunter? These are the pressing issues of our times. When...
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Fio Keeps Trail Master Company, Trailheads Rally To Sample Asian Grandma’s Barbecue.
Poor Trail Master Guy. In less than a month, he has hiked alone twice as his trail mates had excuses––some lame and some legit. Patrick...
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Trailheads Embrace Hip-Hop Hiking, Check In On Cyborg Patrick and Get Cued At 'cue.
Trailheads rode north of the city to the distant, mysterious land called Peachtree Corners to kick off 2025. We wanted to check on...
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Guy Tucker, sauced by Patrick Scullin
Dec 22, 2024
Trail Master Leads Fio On A Solitary Hike, Inspects Graves, And Then Eats Sushi.
Thursday is Trailheads’ Hiking Day. Thursday’s are sacrosanct and holy (or at least pretty darn important). On Thursday, we hike and earn...
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Trailheads Have Cop Trouble, Knee Issues, But No Eating Problems At Socks’ Love Barbecue.
This week, Trailheads were dropping like flies in a thick fog of Raid. Roy was a no-go due to his continued international illness...
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Trailheads Attack Cease Fire Trail, Get Scared, And Quickly Retreat To Big Shanty Smokehouse.
Trail Master scoured AllTrails and found a new path to truth and barbecue for us: Cease Fire Trail in Kennesaw. No, this is not an...
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We Blaze New Trails In A Mysterious Place, Speculate On Its History, And Feast At A Favorite.
Murdered bodies have been found in this pristine area of southeast Atlanta. We didn't find any, fortunately. Nor did we leave any. Waste...
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Trailheads Hike Bull Sluice Lake Trail, Get Their Heads Shrunk, Talk Robotic Surgery, And Feast At Morty’s Meat & Supply.
Although Roy didn’t hike this week, we had his face. Trail Master Guy is our selfie shutterbug, so his head is usually prominent (plus,...
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On Halloween, Trailheads Frightened By Snakes, And Learn Eternal Wisdom From Pit Master Miss Angie At Rodney Scott’s Whole Hog BBQ.
Snakes. They don’t just slither on the ground, drop from trees on unsuspecting people, or sprout from Medusa’s head––they are also in the...
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Trailheads Hike With A Personal Barista, See Giant Spiders, And Hit Brookhaven For Fox Bros.
These days, all six Trailheads rarely gather to hike. People have silly conflicts, such as being out of town, attending meetings,...
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“No Hike Is A Mistake,” Trail Master Declares, Trailheads Become Swingers, Then Stuff Their Gobs At Dixie Q.
AllTrails is a helpful app that lists and rates available hikes in your area, including helpful reviews from hikers. This week,...
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The Mayor Tells Trailheads Not To Hike, Elvis Is Rescued From The Hooch, And We Feast At Owens And Hull.
When Batman got a call from Gotham City Mayor Hamilton Hill, he obeyed it. When Trailheads got a call from Atlanta Mayor Andre Dickens,...
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Trailheads Meet Hikerbabes, Blaze Rocky, Hilly Trails, Rewind Back, And Hit City Barbecue.
You never know what you’ll find on the hiking trails or in their parking lots. Trail Master Guy, Roy, Steve, Patrick, and Fio entered the...
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Patrick Scullin Lightly Sauced By Roy Trimble
Aug 30, 2024
Trailheads May Wear Spandex, Go Chigger Hunting On The Hooch, And Get Smashed At NFA Burgers.
Are Trailheads becoming superheroes? More importantly, will we have to pay Marvel royalties? Roy discovered a spider bite on his toe...
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Trailheads Stalked By Paparazzi, Tempt Chigger Gangs, Go To Texas At Fox Bros.
Steve was sick, and Roy was at the doctor’s office. Olympics Expert George, fresh back from the fabulous Paris Games, was hit by what he...
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A Trailhead Gets Busted, We Do ‘Shrooms, Get Lost, Then Feast At ‘cue Barbecue.
Sometimes, the authors of this site have stretched the truth like fresh, warm taffy in the hot August sun, and other times, our chronicle...
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Mother Nature Tries Melting Trailheads Like S'mores, They Somehow Survive And Feast In The Shade At Socks’.
The National Weather Service warned us. It issued a “Heat Advisory.” In our world, that meant we’d be victims of heat strokes,...
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Patrick Scullin. Lightly Sauced by Roy Trimble.
Jul 26, 2024
Two True Trailheads Battle Spider, Deflation, Mud, Then Go Fishing In Emory Village.
Madness, sheer utter madness! Last Thursday was beautiful, but there were no Trailheads on the path to truth and barbecue because Trail...
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Russian Hackers, Pickleball, And Lexus Conspire Against Trailheads Hiking, But The Gang Rallies At Wood's Chapel.
“Welcome to Trailheads Talk,” the radio host said. “The number one source for hiking and barbecue news. Let’s go to the phones. Hank from...
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Trailheads Hike A Parking Lot, Saunter Kolb’s Farm Loop, And Geek Out At Dave Poe’s BBQ.
It was Thursday, 9:24 a.m., and Steve’s phone rang. “Does my voice sound muffled?” Patrick asked. “No,” Steve said. “It’s clear as a...
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