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The Saucy Chronicles
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Russian Hackers, Pickleball, And Lexus Conspire Against Trailheads Hiking, But The Gang Rallies At Wood's Chapel.
“Welcome to Trailheads Talk,” the radio host said. “The number one source for hiking and barbecue news. Let’s go to the phones. Hank from...
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Trailheads Hike A Parking Lot, Saunter Kolb’s Farm Loop, And Geek Out At Dave Poe’s BBQ.
It was Thursday, 9:24 a.m., and Steve’s phone rang. “Does my voice sound muffled?” Patrick asked. “No,” Steve said. “It’s clear as a...
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Trailheads Hunted By Vulture & Snake (Similar To Moose & Squirrel), Dabble In Devil Worship, Eat At Jim ‘N Nicks-Suwanee.
As Thin Lizzie used to say, “The boys are back in town.” This week, Steve was our only no-show. He, unfortunately, felt under the...
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Trailheads Ride Storm Out On Michelle Obama Trail, Get Sued By Dylan, And Devour DAS BBQ By The Cemetery.
Trailheads are a plucky group when they are not lazy sloths. This week, we rallied four members for a “hike” on the Michelle Obama (South...
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Substitute Trail Master Tries to Get The Gang Lost, They Find Themselves at Ford’s BBQ.
Right now, 31 GPS satellites are orbiting Earth. If you have a smartphone and a signal, it’s almost impossible to get lost. But Patrick...
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Trailheads’ Hike Is A Walk In The Park; They Exercise Their Mouths At Sweet Auburn Barbecue.
In midtown Atlanta, there are 189 acres of beautiful parklands that, 200 years ago, was a forest––but you couldn’t see it for all the...
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Skeletal Crew Haunts Freedom Parkway Trail, Then Dodge Cops At Fox. Bros Bar-B-Q.
Three Trailheads assembled on the grounds of the 1864 Augustus Hurt Plantation, a beautiful plot of land that The Carter Presidential...
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Trailheads Meet A Bridge Troll, Battle Thrombosis, Eat At Jim ‘N Nick’s
Are bridge trolls real or just something you read about in fairy tales and see in movies like “Monty Python & The Holy Grail?" Trailheads...
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Trailheads Walk With Snakes And Run The Stroller Races Before Inhaling SmokehouseQ.
At long last, we almost assembled an entire team of Trailheads. However, George is babying a nasty bruise he received when gravity got...
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Righteous Trailheads Scale Mighty Kennesaw Mountain; Refuel With Righteous ‘Que.
Last week, only Trail Master Guy and Patrick hiked. It was a pathetic showing that warranted no written account. They took photos of each...
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Trailheads Battle Pollen & Attack The Hooch, Then Retreat To DAS BBQ For Provisions.
Springtime in Atlanta is not for the faint of lungs. The vegetation here wakes from its winter sleep with a vengeance, spitting pollen...
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Patrick Scullin Lightly Sauced By Roy Trimble
Mar 22, 2024
Trailheads Hike, Duck A Police Dragnet, And Escape To City Barbecue.
As Gilda Radner’s character Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say on Saturday Night Live, “It’s always something—– if it’s not one thing,...
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Patrick Scullin. Lightly Sauced by Roy Trimble.
Mar 15, 2024
Trail Master Substitute Loses The Trail But Finds The New Home Of Herb’s Rib Shack.
This week, the Trailheads were down two members. Steve was sick (maybe he had a touch of bubonic plague), and Trail Master Guy had a...
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Google Gemini with Foreword by Patrick & Roy
Mar 10, 2024
Trailheads Give AI The Writing Duties—Is Hiking Next? Barbecue Too?
This week found three of the Trailheads heading out to hike and three of them taking the day off. Though Patrick, George and Roy were...
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Trailheads Bend Time & Save The Universe, Feast At DBA Barbecue.
Earth is a funny planet. In outer space, a traffic cop has a radar gun on our blue marble orbiting the sun in 365 days, 5 hours, 48...
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Patrick Scullin
Feb 24, 2024
Trailheads Defy Gravity, Get Airborne, And Land At Sam’s BBQ-1.
The impossible nearly happened when the Trailheads almost assembled a whole crew to hike, but at the last minute, Brad crapped out. His...
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Patrick Scullin & Roy Trimble
Feb 16, 2024
Trailheads Do An Intown Community Hike, Then Eat At Intown Community Barbecue––We're Confused Too.
It was déjà vu all over again as the only three Trailheads who hiked were Brad, Guy, and Roy, with Fio and Elvis keeping them...
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Roy Trimble. Sauced by Patrick Scullin
Feb 9, 2024
Trailheads Flirt With The Law, Spread Cheer Along The Trail, Then Attend Art Show And Feast At Socks' Love Barbecue.
If cat herders were looking for a real challenge, they would try their hand at herding Trailheads. We are an elusive bunch. Last week,...
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Trailheads Avert Disaster On Gold Branch Trail, Then Destroy A Ton Of Smoked Meats At McDaniel’s QN2.
Last week, we punted on hiking due to wet weather (and our intense fear of falling and breaking our necks). This week, we scraped...
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Patrick Scullin
Jan 19, 2024
Three Trailheads & Three Dogs Hike Civil War Battlefields, Then Attack Herb’s Rib Shack.
A week after the miracle of assembling a whole crew of six Trailheads, we only had three intrepid, dedicated hikers this week. With Fio,...
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