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The Saucy Chronicles
Here are accounts of our travels, barbecue restaurant reviews, tall tales, humor, helpful advice, and pearls of wisdom––you get the idea––a grab bag of assorted crap. Return often for fresh nibbles that’ll entertain and enlighten you. But we recommend you do the smart thing and subscribe to our free delivery service below. We’ll deliver new content piping hot to your email box.
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Trailheads May Wear Spandex, Go Chigger Hunting On The Hooch, And Get Smashed At NFA Burgers.
Are Trailheads becoming superheroes? More importantly, will we have to pay Marvel royalties? Roy discovered a spider bite on his toe...
Patrick Scullin Lightly Sauced By Roy Trimble
Aug 30, 2024
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Trailheads Talk Guano, Get Schooled in Bats, Feast On Ohio Barbecue.
People agree that Trailheads are excellent hikers–dedicated, outdoorsy, and rugged as all get out–but they also debate theoretical...
Patrick Scullin. Lightly Sauced by Roy Trimble.
Aug 24, 2024
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Trailheads Stalked By Paparazzi, Tempt Chigger Gangs, Go To Texas At Fox Bros.
Steve was sick, and Roy was at the doctor’s office. Olympics Expert George, fresh back from the fabulous Paris Games, was hit by what he...
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A Trailhead Gets Busted, We Do ‘Shrooms, Get Lost, Then Feast At ‘cue Barbecue.
Sometimes, the authors of this site have stretched the truth like fresh, warm taffy in the hot August sun, and other times, our chronicle...
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Mother Nature Tries Melting Trailheads Like S'mores, They Somehow Survive And Feast In The Shade At Socks’.
The National Weather Service warned us. It issued a “Heat Advisory.” In our world, that meant we’d be victims of heat strokes,...
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Two True Trailheads Battle Spider, Deflation, Mud, Then Go Fishing In Emory Village.
Madness, sheer utter madness! Last Thursday was beautiful, but there were no Trailheads on the path to truth and barbecue because Trail...
Patrick Scullin. Lightly Sauced by Roy Trimble.
Jul 26, 2024
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Russian Hackers, Pickleball, And Lexus Conspire Against Trailheads Hiking, But The Gang Rallies At Wood's Chapel.
“Welcome to Trailheads Talk,” the radio host said. “The number one source for hiking and barbecue news. Let’s go to the phones. Hank from...
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Trailheads Hike A Parking Lot, Saunter Kolb’s Farm Loop, And Geek Out At Dave Poe’s BBQ.
It was Thursday, 9:24 a.m., and Steve’s phone rang. “Does my voice sound muffled?” Patrick asked. “No,” Steve said. “It’s clear as a...
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Trailheads Hunted By Vulture & Snake (Similar To Moose & Squirrel), Dabble In Devil Worship, Eat At Jim ‘N Nicks-Suwanee.
As Thin Lizzie used to say, “The boys are back in town.” This week, Steve was our only no-show. He, unfortunately, felt under the...
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Trailheads Ride Storm Out On Michelle Obama Trail, Get Sued By Dylan, And Devour DAS BBQ By The Cemetery.
Trailheads are a plucky group when they are not lazy sloths. This week, we rallied four members for a “hike” on the Michelle Obama (South...
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Substitute Trail Master Tries to Get The Gang Lost, They Find Themselves at Ford’s BBQ.
Right now, 31 GPS satellites are orbiting Earth. If you have a smartphone and a signal, it’s almost impossible to get lost. But Patrick...
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Trailheads’ Hike Is A Walk In The Park; They Exercise Their Mouths At Sweet Auburn Barbecue.
In midtown Atlanta, there are 189 acres of beautiful parklands that, 200 years ago, was a forest––but you couldn’t see it for all the...
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Skeletal Crew Haunts Freedom Parkway Trail, Then Dodge Cops At Fox. Bros Bar-B-Q.
Three Trailheads assembled on the grounds of the 1864 Augustus Hurt Plantation, a beautiful plot of land that The Carter Presidential...
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Trailheads Meet A Bridge Troll, Battle Thrombosis, Eat At Jim ‘N Nick’s
Are bridge trolls real or just something you read about in fairy tales and see in movies like “Monty Python & The Holy Grail?" Trailheads...
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Trailheads Walk With Snakes And Run The Stroller Races Before Inhaling SmokehouseQ.
At long last, we almost assembled an entire team of Trailheads. However, George is babying a nasty bruise he received when gravity got...
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Righteous Trailheads Scale Mighty Kennesaw Mountain; Refuel With Righteous ‘Que.
Last week, only Trail Master Guy and Patrick hiked. It was a pathetic showing that warranted no written account. They took photos of each...
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Trailheads Battle Pollen & Attack The Hooch, Then Retreat To DAS BBQ For Provisions.
Springtime in Atlanta is not for the faint of lungs. The vegetation here wakes from its winter sleep with a vengeance, spitting pollen...
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Trailheads Hike, Duck A Police Dragnet, And Escape To City Barbecue.
As Gilda Radner’s character Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say on Saturday Night Live, “It’s always something—– if it’s not one thing,...
Patrick Scullin Lightly Sauced By Roy Trimble
Mar 23, 2024
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Trail Master Substitute Loses The Trail But Finds The New Home Of Herb’s Rib Shack.
This week, the Trailheads were down two members. Steve was sick (maybe he had a touch of bubonic plague), and Trail Master Guy had a...
Patrick Scullin. Lightly Sauced by Roy Trimble.
Mar 15, 2024
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Trailheads Give AI The Writing Duties—Is Hiking Next? Barbecue Too?
This week found three of the Trailheads heading out to hike and three of them taking the day off. Though Patrick, George and Roy were...
Google Gemini with Foreword by Patrick & Roy
Mar 10, 2024
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