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The Saucy Chronicles
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Trail Master Abandons Trailheads, They Hike On, Cause An International Incident And Pig Out At Dixie Q.
Trailheads were a rudderless ship this week, with Trail Master Guy absent on the road. The world had wondered if the gang of misfits...
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Trailheads Search For Hippopotamuses, Hike Two Trails, And Devour Gas Station Meat Candy.
If you’re a hippopotamus, it’s hard to hide. That’s a classic opening line for a novel, eh? With each adult beast weighing over 3,000...
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Trailheads Support National Parks Workers, Attend Dog Show In The Woods, And E.A.T. At D.B.A.
As the Trailheads vehicles rolled into the East Palisades Trail parking lot, we immediately kept our eyes peeled. Now, we’re not normally...
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Trailheads Discuss A Cartoon Beaver, Death, Hike Without Touching Earth, And Pig Out At Jack’s Feed Store Bar-B-Q.
Some helpful travel advice: If you ever see a bucktoothed cartoon beaver while traveling, make a pit stop. Patrick recently visited the...
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Trailheads Relocate Our World Headquarters, March The Confluence Trail And Enjoy Gulf Of Mexico Cuisine.
This week’s tale is a moving story about a hike and lunch, with a surprising twist ending: We switched up our barbecue diet. Crazy,...
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Trailheads Break-In A New Knee, Hike On Concrete, And Feast At Fox. Bros.
On December 27th, Trailhead Patrick was knocked out, while a gang of medical mechanics with sharp objects gave him a total knee...
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Trailheads Pave New Trails, Watch Tennis And Golf And Devour DAS.
What is a walk and when does it graduate to become a hike? What constitutes a saunter? These are the pressing issues of our times. When...
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Fio Keeps Trail Master Company, Trailheads Rally To Sample Asian Grandma’s Barbecue.
Poor Trail Master Guy. In less than a month, he has hiked alone twice as his trail mates had excuses––some lame and some legit. Patrick...
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Trailheads Embrace Hip-Hop Hiking, Check In On Cyborg Patrick and Get Cued At 'cue.
Trailheads rode north of the city to the distant, mysterious land called Peachtree Corners to kick off 2025. We wanted to check on...
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Trail Master Leads Fio On A Solitary Hike, Inspects Graves, And Then Eats Sushi.
Thursday is Trailheads’ Hiking Day. Thursday’s are sacrosanct and holy (or at least pretty darn important). On Thursday, we hike and earn...
Guy Tucker, sauced by Patrick Scullin
Dec 22, 2024
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Trailheads Have Cop Trouble, Knee Issues, But No Eating Problems At Socks’ Love Barbecue.
This week, Trailheads were dropping like flies in a thick fog of Raid. Roy was a no-go due to his continued international illness...
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Trailheads Attack Cease Fire Trail, Get Scared, And Quickly Retreat To Big Shanty Smokehouse.
Trail Master scoured AllTrails and found a new path to truth and barbecue for us: Cease Fire Trail in Kennesaw. No, this is not an...
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We Blaze New Trails In A Mysterious Place, Speculate On Its History, And Feast At A Favorite.
Murdered bodies have been found in this pristine area of southeast Atlanta. We didn't find any, fortunately. Nor did we leave any. Waste...
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Trailheads Hike Bull Sluice Lake Trail, Get Their Heads Shrunk, Talk Robotic Surgery, And Feast At Morty’s Meat & Supply.
Although Roy didn’t hike this week, we had his face. Trail Master Guy is our selfie shutterbug, so his head is usually prominent (plus,...
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On Halloween, Trailheads Frightened By Snakes, And Learn Eternal Wisdom From Pit Master Miss Angie At Rodney Scott’s Whole Hog BBQ.
Snakes. They don’t just slither on the ground, drop from trees on unsuspecting people, or sprout from Medusa’s head––they are also in the...
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Trailheads Hike With A Personal Barista, See Giant Spiders, And Hit Brookhaven For Fox Bros.
These days, all six Trailheads rarely gather to hike. People have silly conflicts, such as being out of town, attending meetings,...
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“No Hike Is A Mistake,” Trail Master Declares, Trailheads Become Swingers, Then Stuff Their Gobs At Dixie Q.
AllTrails is a helpful app that lists and rates available hikes in your area, including helpful reviews from hikers. This week,...
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The Mayor Tells Trailheads Not To Hike, Elvis Is Rescued From The Hooch, And We Feast At Owens And Hull.
When Batman got a call from Gotham City Mayor Hamilton Hill, he obeyed it. When Trailheads got a call from Atlanta Mayor Andre Dickens,...
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Trailheads Meet Hikerbabes, Blaze Rocky, Hilly Trails, Rewind Back, And Hit City Barbecue.
You never know what you’ll find on the hiking trails or in their parking lots. Trail Master Guy, Roy, Steve, Patrick, and Fio entered the...
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Most Trailheads Take The Day Off For Load Management (Like Elite NBA players) But Two Hike Hahn Woods And Devour Community Q Ribs.
Today will easily be remembered as the best hike of 2024. For those who took it and those who didn't. The weather gave us a peek at Fall...
Guy Tucker. Sauced by Brad Copeland
Sep 6, 2024
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